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| I'm Shiloh and I'm the mascot for this club, so that must mean that I don't have any faults. I am an awfully good girl. I am so well-mannered that you would hardly even know that I am around... unless there's a CAT nearby, that is! I love barking at CATS! I don't hurt 'em or anything, I just bark at 'em. I can bark all day long at a cat! And when the neighbor lets their cat out, my mom makes me come inside. I don't understand it, it's so much fun to sit at the fence and bark at that cat! |
| the good, the bad...and...the ugly...cont'd... |
| There is a cat who's living right here in this house! I know it because I can smell it! Sometimes, it visits me in this crate right here, that's why I'm waiting. I make sure it doesn't escape! Your cat will never become lost as long as I have anything to say about it! I also love to bark at that pesky squirrel. Am I the only one who has noticed that he's been running off with all of the chestnuts? I also like lying down while I am eating. I say, who doesn't enjoy a nice, leisurely meal? I LOVE tennis balls! I love 'em so much, that I bite right into them and then they don't bounce so much anymore...I could finish off a couple of dozen a week! Match point! |
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| Hello again! I'm Hanna. You have probably seen my screen debut in my puppies' video! My nickname is Hanna Banana because I'm so long and lean and yellow - like sunshine! But my real nickname should be Hungry Hanna! I'm always hungry! Even after a good meal, I'm hungry! I feel so hungry that I like to eat doggie doo doo! I can't go outdoors alone, or I will eat it all up! Even when it's all cleaned away, I will try to scoop it up from another doggie as fast as it's coming out of their behinds! I'll eat my own doo doo, anyone's doo doo, it's all good to me! My motto is, one man's waste is another man's feast! |
| Well, I had to survive out there on my own for a while and a girl's gotta' do what a girl's gotta' do, right? It wasn't easy carrying those 8 puppies and being hungry all the time. And those folks at that animal control - I tried to tell them I needed a little extra - but they didn't even take the time to notice that I was an expectant momma. The food here is pretty good, I must admit. But, as the saying goes, "Old habits die hard." Besides, I thought I was doing a good deed by cleaning up the yard, not only after myself, but the others as well! It's true that I did lose my lunch a few times, so I guess it is a habit I've gotta' quit. Those Milk Bones do taste much better than doo doo! I also love to dance and I would really like to be a disco queen! Because I am so lithe, I can do the twirling steps really well and my tail can wipe everything off a table in a second - swish! I can't help but dance for joy since I'm feeling so much happier now every day! Otherwise, I am just perfect! |
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| It's me, Lily! This here thing I have on my collar is a new, high-tech anti-barking device! It is supposed to emit a high-pitched ultrasonic tone when I bark, which I would find unpleasant to the ears! It didn't faze me a bit! In fact, I barked so much, I wore down the battery the very first day! I also like to "sing for my supper". I can reach so many octaves, I think I would be a good opera singer! |
| I also like to help clean up after meals. I like to lick the other doggie bowls to make sure they're clean! In fact, I enjoy helping with several household chores. Take laundry, for instance...when my mom washes our blankets I like to help them dry faster. So, I grab them down off the line and wave them in the air! Then I grab them in my teeth and swing them around to really air them out. Before you know it, it begins to remind me of my dream of living on a ranch and twirling a lasso! The only thing is, when they're dry they aren't so clean anymore... I also help with vacuuming! I pick up anything which seems remotely edible from the floor. It helps save my humans time from housework, so they have more time to play with me! I help my humans stay organized. As long as I'm around, they will be sure to pack anything that's even remotely edible away! Finders keepers - losers weepers - that's my motto! So, you see, I am very handy to have around the house! |
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